Kyle: A 100 000 dollars!?
Cartman: That’s enough to buy slaves!
South Park

“I’ve got a throw-uppy feeling”
Phil, Viva La Bam

“It’s not lying if what you say would be true if the facts were different”
Hal, Malcolm in the Middle

”He has a small dick but he’s pretty fun in bed.”
Bam about Novak, RadioBam